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I don't know how to write a RESUME?

Trying to apply whatever the hell I can apply -- scholarships, loans... And then suddenly I found a scholarship that I have to apply without a form! I NEED TO WRITE A RESUME!!! OMG!!!

It is ridiculous, a SPM leaver with A+ in English, and an 1A in 1119, CAN'T write a RESUME!!! And now, in order to apply for the scholarship, I have to find a resume model online. Shit!!! Okay, it is NOT my fault. You see, we were never asked to write a resume in class or in exams... So it is surely not my fault for not being able to write a simple resume. Or maybe my teachers did taught me, but since it was long long time ago, I had forgotten how to write the whole thing. So I decided to give up, and continue it tomorrow. Quite exhausted with the scholarship thing now...

Feeling so helpless right now. Don't know what to do, or maybe there's even nothing for me to do~ A few of us had already gone to colleges to study, and I'm apparently still doing nothing at home. I thought things would go more easily after the SPM results were announced, and after that, I realized that I still have to wait, for the scholarships, loans, est.

Haiz, everyone's studying, or at least preparing to go studying, and I'm doing nothing! Wasting time at home, sleeping, surfing the net, eating playing bathing shitting... Arghhhh~ And now I'm getting use to my bloody laziness~~~

Can someone tell me how can I get rid of my stupid idiotic laziness???

不是早起的料子

早睡早起,是健康生活的第一步,这点常识是人所皆知的。然而我一直很纳闷,为什么看似简单的“早睡早起”,对我来说却那么难以实行?

了解我的人应该都知道,中五12点之前给我打电话的,都会听到一把“睡不醒”的声音,又或是一把“你竟敢把本姑娘吵醒”的生气的声音(甚至还可能附带一些不雅的话语)。而这些日子迟睡迟醒的坏习惯,也在我眼睛周围留下了难以磨灭兼不堪入目的黑眼圈~~~

其实,本小姐又何尝不想早睡早起?
不瞒你说,我手机几乎每天都有放闹钟的,但是不知道怎么一回事,就算被吵醒了,我也会很理所当然的把闹钟关掉,然后继续作我的美梦~
唉,我甚至是严重到别人morning call,我都能很聪明的告诉朋友“嗯,我醒了,嗯,嗯,掰掰”,挂掉电话,再继续睡觉。

看吧,看吧,本小姐真的有努力在早睡早起的,只是一直不成功啊~~~
所以,睡到中午才起床,真的不是我的错啦~ 搞不好我是患了什么“不到中午睡不醒”的罕有疾病(嗯,是滴,一定是这么滴!!!)

还有还有,其实每晚本小姐都很想早早爬上床的~但是由于白天睡到太迟,搞到本小姐到三更半夜都是精神奕奕滴~唉,恶性循环啊恶性循环~
就算我强迫自己早早爬上床,还是会不由自主的翻来翻去翻来翻去翻来翻去,一直翻到三更半夜才能睡着哦~

更好笑的是,就算我真的晚上10点就乖乖睡着(看好,真的是“睡着”了),第二天还是会拖到很迟才起床,所以,就算早睡,本小姐的起床时间还是中午~

天啊,偶到底是什么生物来的???
难道偶真的是人的躯壳,猪的灵魂???!!!
所以,那些每天早睡早起的,一定要赶快教偶是怎么办到滴哟~

问世间钱为何物

Before(上图)
vs
After(下图)
“我要扑街了,真的是山穷水尽了~呜呜呜~”
以上这一句,就是我最近的口头禅。






问世间钱为何物?为什么我辛辛苦苦、任劳任怨、把我有限至极的青春与清纯奉献出去才追到他,他却总是不愿久留,挥一挥衣袖,不带走一片云彩的悄悄离开。呜呜呜~钱啊~我亲爱的钱啊~~~

算一算,我这一个月来竟然一共花了千多块!!!(天啊~~~~)
唉,其实回想起来,我除了一双两百多块的Nike鞋子,都没有买什么名贵的东东了啊~
那些钱到底飞去哪里了?呜呜呜~

我老爸之前就说过啦,无论我身上有多少钱,我就是有本事在3个月里面花光。我那时候还理直气壮的顶回去,没想到真的给他讲中了~呜呜~
我之前说的染头发、配隐形眼镜、弄美甲,统统都还没做到咧~
现在钱都已经花得差不多了~欲哭无泪啊~~

过几天还要跟家人去旅行,估计回来后,我的钱包就真的空空如也了~
唉~回来后真的要去打工了…不然真的连染头发的钱都没有了,可悲啊~